Huh? Oh yes, while waiting for this speech like the white wolf, I still remember every moment of 2009, every sequence. And indeed, the parallels...

Huh? What’s that about? Well, this general tendency to say that we’re a bit fed up with these political has-beens, the dinosaurs and all that....

Gné? By the time you read this column, many of you will be asking yourselves this question: Does Madagascar still have a President of the...

Huh? Oh yes, we mustn’t forget history: the CAPSAT in 2009 was like the Gendarmerie in 2025: completely hated by the people, complicit in a...

Huh? We all welcomed with relief this early morning military intervention, which signals the end of the atrocities committed against the population since September 25th....

Huh, what’s that? Lots of things. First, this blind violence from this hated gendarmerie, which no longer protects the population (or their property), but only...

Huh? Yes, it’s all in the question. And in the image too, for that matter? “Exaggerated title,” some would still squeal. Well, in that case,...

Gné? Oh yes, yes, a huge burst of laughter watching this pseudo-meeting of “discussions and exchanges” in Iavoloha. Paid extras whose tracks were quickly tracked...

Huh? Total irony? Oh yes, I absolutely accept it 🤣 No, but seriously, how do you expect to develop a country under these conditions? Real...

Huh? The establishment of a new government in Madagascar should become clearer in the coming hours, but in all honesty… will that change anything? From...

Huh? Oh yes, money, dough, dough, dough… the S is endemic in this country… and yes, some of its worshippers are discovering that even if...

Huh? Well, I didn’t say that, did I? It was more like this REAL putschist of 2009 who incited the crowd to march on red...

Huh? How could he possibly twist the knife in the wound? Well, yes, I’m going to hold back. What’s bothered me a bit is this...

No worries today, but when will the massacre stop? When all Gen Zs are dead? When all the children are hurt? This mad, murderous, and...

Huh? Maybe all the bestiality is coming out? No, all the bestiality continues, because let’s be clear, it’s always been there since 2009, hasn’t it?...

Huh? Inona Indray? Well, this speech from His Lordship, awaited like the messiah… and which, according to the consecrated expression, will have given birth to…...

Huh? Year on year, there’s less laughter now about Elman’s historical ramblings, isn’t there? It is with real delight and shared pleasure that I dig...

Huh? You don’t need to be a great seer to know that some people have decided to instigate total chaos in an attempt to save...

Huh? A reference to the presidential commentary while driving his 4X4 and crisscrossing the endemic roads? 🤣 Oh yes, absolutely. A video that, incidentally, has...

Huh? Fooling about what? Well, this demonstration of dissatisfaction with the Jirama power cuts… yes? Power cuts in Africa are the most visible manifestation of...

Huh, Inona Indray dashboard? 🤣 Like apocalyptic reminders, dashboards are also one of my hobbyhorses, which I like to remind you of occasionally. Yes, but...

Huh? Whoah, 17 years of flatulence, that must smell bad, right? 🤣 Well, you be the judge, looking at the state of the said country...

Huh? Lol, and that damn Elman adding his two cents to this rotten and poisonous atmosphere 🤣 Well yes, but grain of salt or no...

Huh? A burst of laughter fills us, still on the subject of water and electricity 🤣 No, but seriously, what vahaolana has been going on...

Huh? Nepal? Yes, but not only that. While the initial motive for the Nepalese revolution, namely the shutdown of social media, may raise a smile,...

Huh? Actually, I was watching a tongue-in-cheek report on Kolo TV about endemic life and I was simply bursting out laughing, if the situation weren’t...

Huh? Lol, THE article that pinners in need of creativity have been eagerly awaiting? 🤣 Yes, if they want to copy and paste, no problem,...

Huh? Yes, after some quick research, this astronomical amount of €40 billion would be approximately the cost to build and operate this famous 7,500 MW...

Huh? Oh yes, yes, a polite but still cutting remark from the International Monetary Fund, the IMF, towards the leaders of Madagougou. Kay kay kay…...

Huh? Oh yes, everyone has obviously been following the chaos in Nepal closely since the beginning of this week. And of course, there are words...

Huh? Oh yes, absolutely. What’s it about? Well, before talking about it, allow me to digress briefly into the political situation here in France. Since...

Gné? Oh yes, the socioeconomic situation of course, but also the political one, notably with the fall (not yet announced at the time of writing)...

Huh? 🤣 Who is this delicate question directed at again? Well, believe it or not, not to one person in particular, but rather… to everyone?...

Huh, what happens when people have nothing left? Well, yes, what happens? It simply happens that an empty stomach has no ears. So what? Well,...

What, after-effects? Well, for me, whether we like it or not, the “survivors” of Ambohimalaza all have after-effects. To varying degrees, certainly, depending on each...

Huh? Oh yes, it’s hard not to have seen the images of this incredible military parade commemorating China’s victory over Japan 80 years ago in...

Huh? What about the princess’s teacher, for her very first day back at school yesterday, Monday, September 1st? … and well, she’s Malagasy 😳 Nooo,...

Huh? Oh, but absolutely, I’ve even warned you six times since January 2025, six booster shots to warn you: be careful, it will be the...

Huh? Oh yeah, it’s today, September 1st. And it’s going to be the princess’s first day of school, waaaa… Como pasa el tiempo eh? 🤣...

Huh? Come on, let’s call it a great final for this CHAN 2025, which saw the consecration of the Moroccan team against the Barea, who...

Huh? A little Barea and Tosika Famono and that’s it, the endemics are happy, ve? 🤣 The tropical version of bread and circuses seems to...

Gné? Oh yes, yes, at the final whistle after 121 minutes of an unbearable match in Dar es Salaam, the whole country burst into joy...

Huh, Inona Indray? Yes, we’re systematically told how quickly this highway can get from point A to point B, and certainly that’s its main purpose....

Huh, yeah? Yes, so we have to make do with what’s there, with what we’re given, with the endemic and horrifying little phrase “zara ary...

Huh? Wow, a bit alarmist, even exaggerated for a title, right? Uh, no, not exaggerated at all. I’ve had about forty years of driving experience,...

Huh? Computer scientist originally… passionate about car mechanics, then now mechatronics … and then suddenly, tomorrow, I’m entering the competition for the best baker in...

Huh? More gratuitous criticism? 🤣 No, just a simple observation and a compilation of the various events and other statements of this week. Well, you...

Huh? Oh yes, I stumbled across a documentary about the Concorde crash in France in July 2000. What an incredible set of circumstances! A simple...

Huh? The Philippe Rajaonarivelo vs. Gaëlle Borgia affair illustrates the difficulty of creating humor/hissing/second-degree humor online… Difficulty… even danger for its author? No, but seriously,...

Huh? This famous line, now a cult classic thanks to Salantapy Video Prod, is more or less what comes to mind today. Oh really, and...

Huh? What, a bike path? Well, I don’t know, I like to imagine a cycle path on each side of the road between Analamahitsy-Ivandry and...

Huh? Since this sinister affair at Ambohimalaza, marina e, tena ajanony aloha ilay fetifety sy fanasana e! The gougous and the famisavina and other fanapozinana,...

What? What’s the matter with the positive news? 🤣 Well, oddly enough, the answer is yes. Social media is regularly criticized, and certainly rightly so,...

Huh? Yessss? Inona indray ity? There is knowledge and knowledge, no doubt he meant the elman? Absolutely, there is knowledge and knowledge. Na la savoir...

Huh? “But of course the Malagasy are tough“: more Father Elmanesque whistling? Uh, no, I really think so. Tough can have several meanings, but today...

Gné? Oh yes, following Jeune Afrique’s very comprehensive article, and knowing a little about how things work in Madagougou, I’m finally starting to see a...

Huh? Ah, our Director of International Affairs again, and this interview on 24h mada. First of all, I want to point out that I don’t...

Huh? Yes, my little nocturnal musings on artificial intelligence always 😀 Let’s be clear: today, an AI can be as strong as a human on...

Huh? Half empty… or half full? 🤣 Answer: It depends on your political leanings. Where did today’s inspiration come from? In fact, I watched with...

Huh? Oh yes, rereading my previous column on AI and robots, I suddenly had a vision of the world of work of tomorrow: 8 billion...

Huh? Oh yeah, from the CEO to the worker, everyone… is tarred with the same brush. Seriously, ve l’ty? Oh yeah, it’s absolutely serious. You...

Huh? The days follow one another and are all the same? Well… it seems so, alas? Always this gloomy atmosphere, this bad news… this economy...

Huh? Are you talking about your vacation, Elman? Sure, we’re having a great summer with good temperatures, but I was actually thinking more of… Madagougou...

Huh? Yes, let’s imagine an unlikely (but not impossible) scenario that could happen. Like? I don’t know. But since I’m paid to imagine unlikely scenarios,...

Huh? No, don’t you get that feeling/impression when you see everything that’s happening in Madagougou? First there was that poisoning in Ambohimalaza… you have to...

Huh? Okay, we joke a lot on Actutana, sure… and we often hit the nail on the head: the bullshit, the nonsense, the incompetence, and...

Huh? Undeniably, Gemini can help conduct some investigations very, very quickly, provided, of course, you know how to ask the right questions and refine the...

Huh? Oh yes, “Madagascar is a sovereign state,” but the only problem is that we don’t know anything, we don’t know what’s going on there…...

Huh? Oh yeah, that’s not bullshit, tompokolahy sy tompokovavy. You “deliver” Boeings to a nation considered terrorist, God only knows what they’re capable of doing...

Huh? Wow, first of all, hello to the incredible game of hot potato between the ACM and the Ministry of Transport 🤣 Basically, it’s the...

Huh? Oh yes, we reported what was said, we discussed it, but indeed, I haven’t yet given my personal opinion, what I think of this...

Huh? Well, like thousands of internet users, I’ll be blunt: sorry, but I didn’t understand a word of your stories about cousinhoods, tompokolahy sy tompokovavy...

Huh? Wow, that’s a very nice leitmotif for this 45th SADC summit… But in reality? Industrialization? Uh, it’s complicated without water and electricity, isn’t it?...

Huh? Uh, yes, yes, indeed, by the way: US withdrawal from USAID, the WHO… and soon from UNESCO? 😳 Well, I don’t want to say...

Huh? I don’t want to know anything? Absolutely, hop, in a simple little message, tonga dia vitaaa 🤣 Yesterday you were ranting in front of...

Huh? Oh yes, the (late) entry of three ministers this Saturday. Probably due to the public anger that is reaching colossal proportions? But let’s get...

Severe food poisoning can have lasting health consequences, far beyond immediate symptoms such as vomiting or diarrhea. While most cases of food poisoning are not...

Huh? Yes, even if there’s always hope, let’s be clear: I unfortunately fear the worst for the dozen or so survivors still hospitalized. No, I’m...

Huh? Sorry to be cynical, but indeed, there are only about ten more hospitalized, and we’re quietly waiting for them to die, one by one...

Huh? Yeah, cost up to? Well, fasten your seatbelt, you risk falling off your chair: up to $500,000 2.2 billion ar… Seriously, do you have...

Huh? Indeed, what if we asked AI what a city without water or electricity would look like? Fictional scenario or… When the city dies: the...

Huh? Telenovela? Dallas? Uh no, Ambohimalaza still 🤣 Yeah, well, it’s not funny, 29 deaths to date, it’s still appalling. And above all, families who...

Huh? Like many of you, I probably had a very negative preconception about the person who was celebrating her “black birthday“ Uh no, no, no...

Huh? Oh yes, yes, a short presidential statement in Sainte-Marie that didn’t go unnoticed, when he said that a large part of his discussions at...

Huh? Absolutely, with a tiny bit of Vaseline but a big, deep screwing. Yes, yes, and quite vulgar too, but that’s what it takes to...

Huh? We often talk about population explosion (be dia be ny ankizy zany) and the poverty that goes with it. But a third consequence is...

Huh? Oh yeah, so that’s the expression that’s all the rage right now: singa mahery vaika 🤣 The Ambohimalaza tragedy, 28 deaths to date, would...

Gné? When we see the current rout of Jirama, the thought immediately comes to mind: any zay ilay Sahofika sy Volopooor be eee 🤣 There’s...

Huh? This isn’t anything new I’m telling you, is it? You didn’t need me to tell you that life has become increasingly horribly expensive, in...

Huh? In Madagougou, to hope to get by a little, there’s a necessary step: bizina… meaning business, generally informal, to generate small profits. My bizina...

Huh? Well, this trip to Fianarantsoa boils down to that, right? Bread and games for the plebs, tompokolahy sy tompokovavy. The games with… a new...

Huh? Ever since I’ve been to Madagascar, it’s amazing how much we love queuing in this country 😳 Well, yes, in every sense of the...

Huh? Oh yes, yes, at some point when the cup is full, it overflows. Maintaining June 26th’s “sounds, water jets and lights” at all costs...

Huh? Yes, yes, deadly: which refers to anything that brings to mind death, its environment, and its atmosphere. Obviously, we’re all going to die one...

Huh? It’s a fact: the latest presidential and government intentions are systematically criticized. Toliara Base Even if the case is no longer in the headlines...

Huh? Lol, who cares? 🤣 Oh yes, absolutely. 7 years, 3 months, and 5 days. So in 2653 days? Well, not a single water or...

Huh? Legacy? Where’s the money, the money, the billions, the billions? 🤣 Jackals attracted by the smell of money looool… No, not money or billions....

Huh? The current health crisis can only lead everyone to wonder what the causes of this nationwide massacre could be. When the plate becomes a...

Huh? This title obviously refers to the persistent and often rekindled dispute over the sovereignty of these small archipelagos in the Indian Ocean, currently under...