Huh? Are you talking about your vacation, Elman? Sure, we’re having a great summer with good temperatures, but I was actually thinking more of… Madagougou 🤣

Tena hoe, it’s heating up everywhere. It’s even overheating. On the networks, people are shooting at each other, responding, shooting again, counterattacking, and so on.

Since the Ambohimalaza incident… followed by those Boeing 777s, wow, it’s going strong, huh? Pro-max soso-pourization from all sides and all-out launch of stink bombs.

All in all, the saosy dads are taking it all in the face… the saosy mamas too, for that matter 😂 The first ladies, the second ladies too… a quick hook-up with the kids, an uppercut with the FBI, and so on. Half-pee, pataloha daholo.

In short, the (low) blows are raining down. And since it’s Madagougou, it goes… ouches, well below the belt, to the usual 3Vs. Vola, vody, voninahitra, good morninge aiveribody, lol poor, as they say.

So, no one cares about this SADC summit anymore, except for His Lordship, of course.

A quick dig, by the way, from the same Lordship who said we didn’t need this SADC in 2009?

Pro-max soso-pourization, as we said earlier. I also think that with all these scandals that have followed one another, public opinion is getting increasingly fed up and is no longer letting anything go.

The blunders, the incompetence, the embezzlement, no, that’s no longer acceptable, while meanwhile the Manenganiny party is in full swing among the plebs?

Speaking of which, I have an acquaintance who recently had a craving for apples… Indrisy, 12,000 ARS per kilo of apples… she’ll just have to indulge, then, eh?

In short, just two columns ago, I was saying that “otrany lasa mitapitaty daholo tenisany.” It seems to be confirmed, I must say.

Otrany lasa mitapitaty zany daholo tenisany

I also see that anger is really gaining ground. It’s very noticeable, and for example, famous people, who have been moderate in their statements until now, no longer hide their annoyance at these scandals that follow one after the other. It’s a sign.

Well yes, hunger, thirst, deprivation, lack of electricity… Absolutely, Gascar, Madagougou has become abominable to the afobe on Earth!

I don’t remember where I read that it’s usually in May that things get so tense, but climate change probably requires it, so this year it’s August.

And speaking of climate change… the traditional low-water period is in October. In reality, it’s more like constant low water 24/7/365, right?

Well, as usual, we’re waiting for the next firefight to try to put out these fires here and there.

Unfortunately, it feels more like they’re pouring… gasoline on the ongoing fires. Bunch of little arsonist firefighters, go 🤣

Zao zany sisa ilay Madagascar eee… a hell of a mess since 2009, I must say. Well, yes, governing a country still can’t be improvised, unfortunately.

And the word is quite appropriate: there has been nothing but improvisation on every floor since 2009. A Madagougou comedy club that inevitably leads to a dead end, a dead end. Io eee, here we are.