Huh? Year on year, there’s less laughter now about Elman’s historical ramblings, isn’t there?

It is with real delight and shared pleasure that I dig out my old punchlines today, in the style of “efa tenenina fa eee…”

And yes, efa tenenina fa, it is vital to seriously prioritize projects fa eeee… When you don’t prioritize, well, there you go, it’s a mess.

Prioritize ahoana moa zany ram’s? Pffff… it’s all in the title: priority, urgent, and important.

What is priority, to be resolved right now because there is (almost) a death toll?

Water, electricity, food, and security. There you have it, whether we like it or not, ireo izy ireo, and I’ve said it since the dawn of time.

https://actutana.com/depeche/avant-ils-avait-la-charrue-et-langady/

(2017 the beginnings…)

And I’ve been announcing it on this blog for over 8 years now. I’m not making anything up. I’m not making things up, I’m not here to show off in “I told you so” mode.

19 janvier 2019 – 19 janvier 2021

(2021 big wake-up call)

I simply told you. And I know full well you read me too. So what? But nooo, he’s talking nonsense, we’ll leave him with his Langady, his dick, and his knife and we’ll show him what we’re capable of.

Race results? Water, electricity, food, and security were left in the closet, and in their place came the Coliseums, football stadiums, the Miami, cable cars, highways, fountains, and so on.

Each time with lavish triumphant inaugurations featuring drones, fireworks, and tsinjo for everyone 😳

And of course, as expected, it didn’t fail to materialize, in 2025, millions of endemics in the streets. I’ve mentioned the pro max 4k ultra HD sosoporification enough over the years, but… misy mihaino?

Tsy nisy nihaino. So it makes me laugh when people feverishly talk to me today about solar farms and MW when the endimboanjo is starting to burn out a bit.

So for 17 years you haven’t done anything? Can we also understand people’s fed-upness for 2 seconds?

Say, hoe mody, I’m still listening, and tomorrow, listen to that, the wood off my back, I’ll continue my pharaonic projects at the drop of a hat that no one is likely to understand one day, since we’ll all be prematurely dead by then? 🤣

So (bad) advisors never pay, eh? Where are your hidden advisors today who learnedly advised you to scuttle Sahofika and Volopooor be?

I don’t think they wisely waited for you to sneak back in by helicopter to the bypass, eh? Efa tsita intsony looool, sao dia tratra farany eo koa.

Whereas Elman’s advice, beneath his usual veneer of irony and mockery, was gratuitous, and above all, very good, given the current situation.

Oh yes, one last point: it’s not enough to pinch, pinch, and copy-paste my ideas either. There’s a whole logic and an enforceable process behind it, and if you just shamelessly copycat, you’ll hit the wall too. What’s my Marshall Plan? 🤣

The hardest part isn’t presiding over a country. The hardest part is knowing how to surround yourself with the best advisors, and not having to hear your praises heaped on you daily by a bunch of solelakists and solelabodists who are only there to polish your shoes and bleat “Thank you, Prezida.”