Huh? This famous line, now a cult classic thanks to Salantapy Video Prod, is more or less what comes to mind today.

Oh really, and why is that? It started with Emmanuel Macron’s arrival… then the June 26th show with its massive water jets… then that little detour to the Vatican

… then that cable car, followed by that SADC summit, and finally yesterday the launch of the 8-kilometer small departmental highway… without a central reservation or emergency lane 🤣

So, san*by? Dia rehefa avy eo? What’s next? This is really a frantic race for sensational events, eh? The show, putting on a show? Trying to impress the plebs at all costs.

Yes, but there’s just one small problem… yesss? Well yes, when do we eat? We feast our eyes… but on an empty stomach? It’s not great, we agree.

And please stop with your populist, populist tsinjo stuff. People want to work and earn a decent living, that’s all they ask.

They’re poor, but they’re happy, you say? Uh, no, I don’t think so. I was talking yesterday with someone from the middle class who immediately retorted: what kind of middle class is Elman?

The one who no longer has water or electricity? The one who no longer gets three meals a day? The one who is afraid to stay at home? The one who is afraid as soon as she leaves? The one who is afraid of the slightest health abnormality because it often means certain death?

In fact, the one who today, to sum up, is miferinaina 24/7/365? And who contemptuously observes your grotesque antics for the sole glory of your own? I didn’t invent it, this simmering anger is so palpable.

Listening to Toussa, what comes to mind are my repeated warnings about the Manenganiny party and the massive… widespread sosoporification…

Says, after crying wolf, no one pays attention anymore? Until the day the wolf actually came into the fold. Indrisy was a little late to react at that point, wasn’t it? Then it’s carnage.

Oh yes, I forgot one thing: the little that remains of the middle class is overwhelmed by the adidy today. The deaths are multiplying… and therefore the adidy too, QED.

For this person I spoke to, 9 deaths in the last 2 months. 9 x 10,000 AR makes 90,000 AR just for the famangiana? That’s a lot of meals to skip again, it’s appalling.

Anyway, Leo, poor é! Elman, with your “go away,” is there any way you can get us a long-stay visa in France? Uh-oh, we can try, but I’m not promising anything, right?

You’ll understand one day, hono ê… indrisy, by the time that wonderful day arrives, everyone will have passed away, right? Especially in these apocalyptic conditions that considerably reduce your life expectancy. He died because his heart stopped, zay, vita.

And we haven’t even talked about poisoning and botulism yet. But loool, it seems like things are really crazy over there at the moment, eh, Gascar? 🤣